A nutty dark chocolate snack for kids of all ages.

Don your powdered wig and beauty spot, and whistle for your cohort of pomeranians, we’re about to embark on a truly indulgent friendship!

Let's get one thing out of the way first: You are perhaps acquainted with an in-store Greenhouse smoothie that shares my name. Take note—I'm not him. Rest assured, you'll love me just as well, for our inspiration is the same. (You might say he's of the Italian artistic movement, while I'm more of a French Shake. A frappé, if you please.)

Decadent, rich, and chocolaty, think of me instead like an almond dipped in dark chocolate—and served on a silver platter. I've been likened to a grown-up, dairy free chocolate milk: elegant and awe-inspiring, with less than half the sweetness you'd expect.

My clean label Almondmilk base is as grand as you'd imagine; it's made in-house and contains at least twice the organic almond content of your average grocery store dairy alternative. My gluten free, Canadian-grown ground oats bring heart-healthy beta-glucans to the salon, and ensure that each sip has a finish smoother than even the fanciest of French silks.

Spending your afternoon swinging from ornate chandeliers? Take me along—I’m rich in protein (9g per 300 mL) to help you recover.